she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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