Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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