so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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