We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So much Jack, so little girl.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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