The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The adults are the big ones right?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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