she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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