I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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