real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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