I cockslap morals
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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