I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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