I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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