): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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