Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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