he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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