did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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