Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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