they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The power of my boobs compel you
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
