I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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