hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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