I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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