Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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