yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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