sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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