Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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