I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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