Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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