We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You are a genius and a whore.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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