Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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