so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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