RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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