oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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