Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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