Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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