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(443): View more from Maryland

I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.

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(330): View more from Ohio

If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.

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(253): View more from Washington

I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween

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(512): View more from Texas

I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.

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(415): View more from California

Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila

(618): View more from Illinois

Most of the people I know from AA

(270): View more from Kentucky

Haha touché

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