is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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