she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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