So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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