i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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