I don't think brook has ever known best
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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