I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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