Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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