Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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