Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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