But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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