Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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