A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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