i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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