i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
do herpes really smell.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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