That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I will pee on everything he values.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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