Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
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even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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