No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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