I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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