It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Randomize
