I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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