me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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